Maldives 事.

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Story 1: a shark teeth

Remember once upon a time, in their time, every time I met the foreigner in the street, I always like pulled people photography, someone asked me why I can't say why, just don't think foreigners especially fierce.

For many years past ...

N days ago, when I arrived from the capital international exports to foreign, finally took the initiative to find me a foreigner.

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This change is very deep, Ah ...

But I think the main reason is because my body hanging a enough to displace any head of shark teeth.

It seems that foreigners despite the relatively cool, but also afraid of sharks.

As if we compare not cool, but do not fear crossing the red light.

Story 2: MY FATHER IS VERY, VERY UPSET

Lived in a local fisherman's House, in the evening, I took a sleeping bag dry, lying on the top, right after sleep, and Jin, wake up in the morning, found DHONBE stood next to the grievances and looked at me, (Note: this is the same age as you and I, the good of him, I drag from the beach back to their home, it is said that the police would take such a man as I returned to Sri Lanka.

） “MY FATHER IS UPSET,VERY,VERY UPSET.”

“WHY?

JUST BECAUSE YOU TAKE A STRANGER HOME？ALRIGHT,I'M LEAVING NOW”

“No,no!

my father said you are our guest,and you can't sleep on the floor”

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The next day, I lay in the DHONBE soft bed, but always sleep ...

Why? why things seem a bit in my heart, I'M OUT FOR A CIGRATES ...

... ...

Eh?!, that's not DHONBE? lying I lying on the floor, sweet sleep ...

WHAT SHOULD I DO ?

WAKE HIM UP ? put some cash under the bed ?

OR JUST SEAT NEXT TO HIM AND FINISH THE CIGRATE......

Story 3: from the sea

A mediocre in the afternoon, I was wearing a black underwear, jumped into the warm Indian Ocean, to swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim to the one of the world's top holiday island (FULL MOON ISLAND RESORT). Why say top? actually nothing, is more expensive, the House is in the water, the foreigner has more romantic, small house called SEA WIEW, called SUNSET VIEW, called DOLPHIN VIEW, I swim in a circle, found that no SHARK VIEW ...

It may be more expensive (plus DRINK, SEA VIEW, TABLE, ROBSTER WINE, SPA, kingsize bad ...

5000 dollars a day or so), we really didn't see who lives there, sometimes several foreigners only-only BILL GATES really like and I had the privilege to enjoy this ilk only? tour with tour beauty, suddenly saw the familiar yellow faces-a big beautiful women are zestful to wipe the sunscreen on his arm, another skin snow white and the relaxation of the old man for her photography, they saw me ~ operator, past Hello, following is the full dialogue:

Fat cat's wife (or love) (hereinafter referred to as paragraphs trolle): OH my god, WHO ARE YOU (here the typical Chinese style

English, with a regional dialect)?

Me: HELLO, KOUNIQIWA ~ ANIATASTAYIAO ~ ZDLASTWEIJIE ~ Hello ~

Section:?! are you Chinese?! there comes (here the typical Beijing accent)?

I (full of strange bad smiling): your guess.

: I guess not.

Beijing? (in this rapidly changing tone by highly surprised to high alert)

Me: I Ah ...

I come from the sea.

Sea:???!!!?! (here the rapidly changing tone from on high alert to highly surprised)

Me: so I now have to go back.

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Turn and swim into 5 o'clock of the Indian Ocean, ablation in a golden sunset.

GOOD-BYE!

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